I'm writing this letter to let you know you have crossed the line.
While I have not minded (too much) sharing my office with you these past few months your behavior today is unacceptable.
I'll admit it irritated me when you nibbled your way through my stash of clif bars. They were expired so I was willing to share. You did not eat them all and you did not leave too big of a mess. You also keep mostly to yourself and don't climb on my desk.
However as I stated previously your behavior today has crossed the line with me. You ate all my hot chocolate. ALL OF IT. That is just beyond the pale.
So Mr. Mousie the battle is on. I'm willing to overlook this transgression if you leave, BUT if you do not vacate my office immediately, I shall be forced to sentance you to death. So PLEASE, take this letter seriously and remove yourself promptly. I have a mouse trap and I will use it. Sparky is waiting.
Thank you
Jeanna
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4 comments:
You crack me up!
I'd say you are more than kind to your mouse!
How funny!! I loved this post!
We just had to ehem..get rid of one ourselves. I totally empathise with you!
yea, I was gonna say, you are too kind! how is he?
OMG! Toooo funny! I hope he takes the hint, J!
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